* yeh topi aapne New York se kharidi hai? nahi America se. Main Teja hoon.Teja Main hoon mark idhar hai !!!!! BHaad mein gaya mark. * mera boss?.kaun hai mera boss?.mera boss kaun hai? * ye dekh goga, in heero'n ko aakhri baar dekh le! tere kisse se ek aur naya kissa jud jayegaa. * Main darta nahin, bas thoda sa gabrata hoon. * abe ye firauti ka paisa hai ya maiyat ka chanda * Ailaa !! Seeta aur Geeta ?!! Seeta aur Geeta nahi be, Raam aur Shaam. * Siir lakh lakh ke pachas cheque hoyenge. * Kya namaste,namaste? dawat pe aye ho kya? yahaan aage aaiye, are phir main chalaoonga kaise. Uncle humne apni jaan par khel ke bachaya hai. bahut bore karta tha saalaa, hameshaa dharm-karm ki baatein karta tha. usse kisi tarah bach raha hoon! aur doosra apna munim Harisha.nkar tha na. Teja: Kaise jaata main? kaise jaata.? Kya mujhe London dekhne ka mann nahi hai kya? kaise jaata.? Pehle uss Mugambo ka dus karor ka gaphla kar baitha ab uska bhatija crime master Gogo mujhe dhundh raha hai. * Robert: Phir Sir aap kyon nahi gaye London? * Bread ka badhshah ur amlet ka rajja BAJAJ humara BAJAJJJJJJ !!!!! * Dhak ki tiki dhak ki tiki dhak ki tiki dhak ki tiki,dhaa.isme toh ek hee goli thi!!!
Pinewala 2 hi minute main pila hokar nila ho jata hain. * Robert : aapne bataya nahin sir, aaj mera bday hai. * Jhakaaass.shabash cheetey, shabaash.ab aya hy oonth pahaar k nichey. * Unkey ek ek sawal hamarey do dod jawab.Sawal Ek Jawab Do. * Main Teja hoon kyunki mera naam bhi Teja hain Collection of most dialogues i could remember or find.